January 2011
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love won't save us: Penelope Instructs Her Husband... →
ahuntersheart:
I am not a sailor, Odysseus, and what I know of the sea, if folded in half, could live in your palm like a splinter: beyond the harbor, the sea is vast and delicious and my name echoes beneath the wavecrest like birdsong. A heart’s dull thrum, in time, loosens the shipbuilder’s surest union. A gull’s call awaits no answer. Silence is refused even in moonlight. And...
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I've been really enjoying listening this. I miss... →
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If my mother was in a singing mood, it wasn’t so bad. She would sing...
– Toni Morrison, The Bluest Eye
God, when I got the email saying you would be my roommate I was so worried you...
– My Northern, private school roommate commenting on the fact that I’m from the South. Made me feel hurt, misunderstood, bitter. (via microaggressions)
i love the south and i love liberation. fuck scapegoating.
(via xmaurinex)
amen
Piercings
Me: I just got my tragus pierced!
Mom: WHAT IS A TRAGUS??!!!
this happened to me.
Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
IS THIS IMPLYING THAT A HETEROSEXUAL MAN NEEDS FRUIT TO TRICK HIS PENIS INTO A WOMAN’S VAGINA
IS HIS PENIS A FRUITBAT
WHAT KIND OF SEX GIVES ITSELF TO THE WORD WOOSH
PENISES ARE NOT MIXING WHISKS
PS
GUESS WHAT
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christmas tree frog →
May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...
– Neil Gaiman (via delawareareyou)
That’s what I thought, PRICELESS.